The Bespectacled Guy

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  • I live in England
  • I was born on December 23
  • My occupation is Professional Slacker


Hello. My name is The Bespectacled Guy. I don't have any particular reason for referring to myself in that way, nor do I wear glasses very much.

Six Facts About MyselfEdit

1) I live in England.

2) I am male.

3) I am left handed.

4) I like music (ranging from classical to rap, from metal to indie folk etc).

5) I am fairly religious.

6) I was invited here by Celina.

Inspirational QuotesEdit

Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth.
— Jesus Christ

Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.
— Siddhartha Gautama, the Buddha

Be in this life as if you were a stranger or a traveller on a path.
— Prophet Muhammed (P.B.U.H.)

First they ignore you, then laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
— Mahatma Gandhi

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
— Martin Luther King, Jr.

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
— William Shakespeare

The great challenge of adulthood is holding on to your idealism after you lose your innocence.
— Bruce Springsteen

If a song's about something I've experienced or that could've happened to me it's good. But if it's alien to me, I couldn't lend anything to it. Because that's what soul is all about.
— Arethra Franklin

I have no regrets. Regrets are meaningless. You can't change yesterday or tomorrow. You can change only this present moment.
— Richey Edwards

The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water.

Some runners are born with a massive head start, every possible help along the way and still the referees seem to be on their side. What the human race needs is a lot more streakers.

— Banksy

Elvis was such a nice guy, and so talented and charismatic... He loved cheeseburgers, girls and his mother, not necessarily in that order.
— Johnny Cash

I don't believe you. You're a liar! Play it f**king LOUD!
— Bob Dylan

I know I'm not the brightest crayon box, but this isn't rocket scientist.
— Deena, Jersey Shore

I get stacks of cash, you get cashews.

I go hard - STATUES!


What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?
— Paris Hilton

I'm eating shards of glass, 'cause I don't give a f**k!
— Ian Hecox, Smosh

Zig-a, zig-a, zig-a, zig-a zow!

Who got the keys to the world now? Yours truly - BLAOW!

— Pitbull

Be calm, be calm, just stroke the furry wall.
— Russell Brand

— Baauer

NOTE: This is just for fun, but if anyone is offended by my inclusion of the likes of Paris Hilton alongside Jesus, Buddha and Muhammed, I won't hesitate to alter it. Thanks.

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